THE WORLD'S DUMBEST SHIRT BRAND

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Get your shirt facts here!

  • Made In The US of F*cking A

    Every product you buy is made with 100% red-coat-hating DNA.

    Sourced and printed within the USA!

    Eagles flying and shit. Cheeseburgers.

    Read more here if you aint a commie bastard.

  • Made To Order

    Once you order, then your product is printed, we dont mass produce! So the shipping is slow! #sorrynotsorry

    No mass production waste or giant warehouses full of shit here.

    F*ck the robber barons!

  • Extra Dumb

    We pride ourselves on designing the world's dumbest t-shirts.

    Nothing is off limits and our political stance is "go fuck yourself" in case you were wondering!


    Don't say we didn't warn ya!

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Bipartisan

Left? Right? Would you just shut up the f*ck up already? You’re both wrong.
This is for the politically homeless, the middle-finger centrists, and the "burn it all down and start over" types.
No sacred cows allowed. Just equal-opportunity mockery. We call that 'D.E.I' – Disrespect Everyone Indiscriminately :)

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'Merica!

For the red-blooded legends who grill in a thunderstorm, mow the lawn in New Balances, and would annex the moon if it looked at us funny.
For those who bleed bacon grease and liberty. This is for real Americans. F*ck you commies, and you red coats—this is 'Merica!
Thank you to our lord and savior, George 'Founding Daddy' Washington.

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Rabbit Hole

Reality is fake, the towers don't fall by themselves, and your dentist is probably a freemason.
This is for the over-caffeinated truthseekers connecting dots no one asked them to.
Be schizophrenic. Question everything. Especially the official story.

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Trump

THEEE GREATEST SHIRTS. This is dedicated to the man, the mugshot, the earlobes.
THEEE GREATEST EARLOBES. (No one has seen earlobes like these!)
Touched by God. Fueled by Diet Coke. Feared by all branches of the deep state.

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Trust Issues

Big brother is watching. But you already knew that, huh?
We get it duuuude. You know how to Wikipedia shit, whatever.
We hate the government and MSM too, but you don't have to be such a nerd about it.

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MISC.

We didn’t know where to put these.
Too weird, too dumb, too different.
So now they live here. Get over it.

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